Me: Dobby. I love you.
Dobby: -Chasing his tail-
Me: Hey, Dobby. Look at meee.
Dobby: -Still playing-
Me: -Sighs-
Dobby: -Looks up at me, wagging his tail-
Me: -Heart eyes-
Dobby: -Bites my thumb really hard-
Me: … I still love you.
Me: Ooh, mum! Look at this Halloween trail mix!
Mum: I know. I’m making that for the Halloween party.
Me: Oh.. -Gasp- WE’RE HAVING A HALLOWEEN PARTY?!
Mum: Duh.
Me: Who will be there??
Mum: Umm, I don’t know. Probably people? But hopefully monsters.
Me: Oh yeah, and skeletons. They make best music.
Me: -Throws stick of gum at Logi in the backseat-
Logi: …
Me: Did you get it?
Logi: What?
Me: I threw gum at you. It’s down there.
Logi: Oh. Ass.. Thank you.